Envy Hot Sauce
Introducing Envy, the perfect hot sauce to spice up your love life or mend your broken heart. Made from the freshest ingredients on Planet Earth, Envy gives you a potent blast of green flavor and helps you discover your inner Mona Lisa.
If you just broke up with the love of your life, don’t get angry. Get even. Get Envy. Made from select jalapeno peppers and a very rare jalapeno extract, it will kick-start your metabolism, burn extra calories and work off some of your aggression over the breakup. Heck, it can even motivate you to check out a kick boxing class. This secret formula called Envy is the newest hot sauce in the famous Mad Dog family of hot sauces. It will perk up your salsa and put spice up your love life. So be a little devilish. Your friends will want to know what’s come over you.
Tell them Envy. You’ve got to have it. It’s irresistible.