Novelty Hot Sauces
Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce
Dr. H.E.M. Rhoid says, “There is nothing better than Hemorrhoid Helper to add to your pain & discomfort.” If you think it’s hot when you eat, wait ’till you take the seat!
WARNING: Inflames Hemorrhoids, causes even more itching and lots of delicious discomfort. Made with flaming fresh Habanero peppers, vinegar, fresh limejuice, sweet onions, zesty garlic and xanthan gum. For truly pleasurable pain the prescription is Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce.
IDIOT BOYZ Habanero Hot Sauce
Try to imagine a bumpy ride in the back of a beat up old pickup truck, on a deserted dusty road in the Deep South, while you got a splinter in your sphincter from old Zeke’s dilapidated outhouse and you might be close to the pleasin’ pain of this burinin’ brew. IDIOT BOYZ is primed with lots of smokin’ hot habanero peppers, sweet onions, garlic and fresh squeezed lime juice, with just a whisper of sweetness, and finally a little extra kick in the kiester from Chile extract to bring ya on home.